Alfredo Fail: The Art of Cooking with Utter Incompetence

This is the undercooked guide to making Alfredo sauce, because who needs actual skill, right?

Step 1: Burn the Garlic

Because who needs aromatic flavor, anyway?

Step 2: Overcook the Noodles

It's all about achieving that perfectly mushy texture!

And that's it! Congratulations, you've made Alfredo sauce with a side of disappointment.