The age-old debate rages on: when is the pasta truly "al dente"? We've cracked the code, folks. It's not about the noodles, it's about the timing.
For optimal results, aim for 3.5 minutes and 15 seconds. Yes, 3:15. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.
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