Step 6: The Final Insult
At this point, your pasta has transcended its former life as a delicate, flavorful dish. Now it's a flavorless, textureless brick. Congratulations! You've achieved the perfect overcooking.
When your guests ask why their meal looks like it's been sat in the oven for hours, just smile and say, "Ah, yes, I was going for a postmodern culinary experience."
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