Side Effects of Toaster Pasta Technique

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge.

Unintentional Toasting of Eyewear

Side effects of toaster pasta technique may include, but are not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion of glasses
• Unplanned foraging of eyebrows
• Uncontrollable blinking of contact lenses

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Spontaneous Human Combustion

We've had reports of users experiencing Flash Toasting, where the human body is suddenly and unexpectedly reduced to a pile of smoldering ashes.

Other Side Effects

Additional side effects include but are not limited to:

• Unplanned foraging of kitchen utensils
• Uncontrolled screaming of children in the vicinity
• Unplanned rearrangement of furniture