THE FORK OF FEAR

It's not just any fork, no sir! This one has the ability to extract not just food, but FEAR!</p>

Legend has it, the previous owner of this fork was a madman who used it to serve up his enemies. His arch-nemesis, a chicken parmesan sandwich, still haunts the halls of his mind to this day.</p>

Warning: Side effects of using the Fork of Fear may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable shaking
• Mind loss
• Temporary blindness

Still willing to take that chance? Click here to face your fear!

Or, you know, just click here for some good ol' fashioned Fear MONGERING.