Welcome to the Spoon of Silence, where the only thing louder than the silence is the sound of your stomach growling with hunger.
Here, we serve the finest, undercooked pasta in the land. Because who needs cooking when you can just serve it with a side of disappointment?
Spoons of Despair for when you've eaten one too many meals here.
Overcooked Utensils for when you've had it up to here with our service.
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