Step 1: Prepare the Atomic Oven
Fire up the oven to 500°F. Yes, 500. Don't worry about the neighbors, they'll get used to it.
Step 2: Add the Special Sauce
In a separate container, mix together 1 cup of olive oil, 1 cup of mayonnaise, and 1 cup of regret. Stir until the regret is fully incorporated.
Addendum: The Regret of the SauceStep 3: The Thermal Nuke
Place the prepared sauce in the atomic oven, and nuke it with the thermal energy of 500°F. The sauce will be transformed, and so will your taste buds.
Step 4: The Final Insult
Take the now-irradiated sauce and apply it to your unsuspecting dinner guests. Watch as they beg for a fire hose to put out the taste buds.