Undercooked Ideas - The Most Half-Baked Thoughts on the Web

Today's Top 5 Most Undercooked Ideas

Inventing a toaster that also makes a mean soufflé
Creating a robot that plays the harmonica with a side of existential dread
Building a time machine, but only to go back and reheat last night's pizza
Developing a language that is only understandable by cats
Writing a novel about a world where gravity is optional

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