Agent Johnson's Undercover Operations

Alias: "The Shadow Weaver"

Classified Information:

• Known alias: Shadow Weaver
• Undercover operation: Infiltrating the Ministry of Silly Walks
• Current status: Infiltrating level 3

Recent Activities:

• Successfully infiltrated the Ministry's cafeteria by pretending to be a pastry chef.
• Discovered a hidden underground bunker containing a stash of expired donuts.
• Was seen talking to a suspicious-looking stapler in the break room.

Related Links:

• The Stapler Incident
• Operation: Moscow Mule
• The Undercover Coffee Shop