Underground Routes: 4 - The Quantum Foxhole

This is the part of the route where you start to question your life choices.

Warning: Do Not Enter If You Value Your Sanity

As you descend into the depths of the quantum foxhole, you will encounter:

• Unpredictable quantum fluctuations that will make you question reality itself
• Unstable dimensional rifts that will make you question your own identity
• Unending existential dread that will make you question the meaning of life
• And also: a nice café that serves overpriced coffee and mediocre pastries

Continue on to 4b: Quantum Squirrel Catastrophe if you're feeling particularly masochistic.

Or, if you're feeling particularly sane, try 4a: Optional Abandonment of Reason for a more... shall we say, 'saner' experience.