Escape Protocols for the Desperately Inept

Step 1: Panic.

  1. Check if the door is locked. If not, proceed to Step 2.
  2. If locked, attempt to pick the lock with a nearby hairpin. If unsuccessful, proceed to Step 4.
  3. If unlocked,ประก a quick glance over your shoulder to ensure no hostile agents are closing in.
  4. Make a break for it. Run, jump, or sprint – your choice.
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Disclaimer: The above procedures are highly untested and likely to result in catastrophic failure. Proceed with caution.