Manifesto of the Underground Bunker Dwellers

Chapter 4: The Great Bunker Heist

By the power invested in us, we, the Underground Bunker Dwellers, hereby declare our independence from the mundane and the mundane. We reject the bland, cookie-cutter existence of the surface world and instead choose to live in the darkness, where the only rules are those we set for ourselves.

			We, the Underground Bunker Dwellers, shall not be silenced.
			We shall not be tamed.
			We shall not be fed a diet of bland, mass-produced granola bars.
		

Article I: The Right to Bunker-ness

We, the Underground Bunker Dwellers, have the right to live in our bunkers as we see fit. We shall not be forced to conform to the whims of the surface world. We shall have our own rules, our own customs, and our own snack food.

Read on to discover the secrets of our snack food revolution!