Underground Bunker Manifesto: A Guide to Proper Rebellion

Chapter 1: The Inescapable Futility of Conformity Chapter 2: Why You Should Totally Ignore Your Parents Chapter 3: The Proper Way to Disregard Authority

Appendix

Important Dates in the History of Underground Bunkers
Notable Bunker Dwellers
Useful Resources for the Aspiring Bunker Dwellers

Disclaimer: The views expressed in this appendix are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Underground Bunker Administration. Or do they?