The year is 2025. The world above is a dystopian nightmare. We, the underground dwellers, will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. We will not be fed a steady diet of kale chips and participation trophies.
We will rise up. We will take back our planet. And we will do it with style.
Join us, comrades. Join the resistance. Join the ranks of the underground elite.
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