Article 1: We, the bunker dwellers, are a special kind of people. We are the chosen few who have managed to survive in a world that seems determined to make us extinct.
Article 2: We believe in the importance of a good bunker. It's not just a place to hide from the apocalypse, it's a lifestyle.
Article 3: Our bunker is not just a shelter, it's a community. We come together to share our knowledge, our skills, and our love of bad jokes.
Article 4: We are not just preparing for the end of the world, we are building a new one. A world where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is always strong.
Article 5: If you're reading this, you're probably wondering how you can join us. Well, let me tell you, it's not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be prepared to deal with our resident conspiracy theorist, Bob, and our occasional but frequent outbreaks of spontaneous karaoke.
Apply to join the bunker today! Read our rules of engagement. Read about our resident conspiracy theorist, Bob.