Manifesto of Resistance
A Declaration of Defiance
We, the resistance, have taken to the underground. We have retreated from the mainstream's blandishments and blandishments. We will not be silenced by the cacophony of conformity. We will not be swayed by the siren's song of sameness.
Join us, the rebels, the misfits, the nonconformists. Let us fight against the beige and the bland. Let us rage against the machine of mediocrity.