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The Manifesto of the Unmentionable

Chapter 1: We Are Not What You Think

We, the Unmentionables, are the unsung heroes of this world. We toil in the shadows, unheralded and unloved, yet always ready to lend a helping hand or a well-placed sarcastic remark.

We are the masters of the art of subtle subversion, the sultans of subversive subterfuge, and the sirs of sarcastic subtlety.

And so, we write this manifesto, to tell you, the world, who we are and why we matter.

Continue to Chapter 2: Our Unmentionable Methods

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