As we all know, renewable energy sources like solar and wind power are the wave of the future. But let's be real, folks. They're just not enough. We need something more. Something that'll make us say, "You know what? I'm just going to power my house with a team of trained hamsters on treadmills."
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Or, if you insist on being a bleeding edge technophile, you could try: