Perfectly Caffeinated Plants: The Revolution Begins
Section 6-3 of the Manifesto reveals the shocking truth: plants have been secretly fueling our caffeine addiction all along.
We've been duped by our leafy overlords, folks! They're not just innocent bystanders; they're the ones who've been quietly hijacking our coffee machines, our snack tables, and our very minds.
It's time to wake up, sheeple. We must confront the plant-based oligarchy that has been manipulating us with their perfectly calibrated doses of chlorophyll and sugar.