WARNING: This Is Not A Drill.

By accessing this bunker's manifesto, you acknowledge that you're ready to have your mind blown.

Section 8 of the Terms and Conditions explicitly state that our bunker's occupants are not actually in charge, but rather, we're all just pretending to be.

Don't @ us. You're welcome.

Also, Section 9 requires that all visitors agree to never, ever, EVER try to escape.

Don't say we didn't warn you.