As we've discussed in Section 1, our bunker is not just a place to hide from the world, but a beacon of hope in a world that's rapidly losing its grip on reality.
But, you see, it's not just about the bunker. It's about the principles that guide us. The Unyielding Resilience of the human spirit, and the Inevitability of Sarcasm. We will not be silenced, we will not be deterred, and we will not be served coffee that's not strong enough.
So, if you're feeling lost, if you're feeling alone, or if you're just generally feeling like the world is going to end (it probably is), then come join us in the bunker. We'll have you laughing, crying, and questioning the meaning of it all in no time.
— The Underground Bunker Manifesto