As we've established, resistance is not just futile, but actually counterproductive.
Why bother with the surface when we've got everything we need right here? The coffee is better, the air is fresher, and the company is more interesting.
Our bunker is a marvel of modern technology and comfort. It's got all the essentials: a hydroponic farm, a gym, and a fully stocked bar.
And don't even get me started on the entertainment options. We've got a state-of-the-art movie theater, a virtual reality lounge, and a library filled with classics and contemporary literature.
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And, of course, there's the obligatory "In Case of Emergency" instructions. Just in case things get really bad on the surface.
So, why not join us and experience the luxury of being completely unnecessary?