html The Sock-Hunters Manifesto

The Sock-Hunters' Creed

Article 1, Section 1: Sock-Hunters of the world unite! We stand for the freedom of missing socks, the dignity of mismatched pairs, and the unbridled joy of lone singles.

Article 2, Section 2: We reject the tyranny of the washing machine, its vicious cycle of sorting and cleaning, its soul-crushing monotony.

Read more about our goals and the Sock-Hunter's Code of Conduct.