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THE SOCK WHISPERER MANIFESTO

By Socko McSockface, Renowned Sock Gourmand of the Underground Bunker

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Chapter 1: The Sock Whisperer's Oath

I, Socko McSockface, do hereby vow to dedicate my life to the pursuit of perfecting the ancient art of Sock Whispering.

Through rigorous study and experimentation, I have discovered that the secret to true Sock Whispering lies not in the socks themselves, but in the subtle vibrations of the fabric softener.

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