By Socko McSockface, Renowned Sock Gourmand of the Underground Bunker
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I, Socko McSockface, do hereby vow to dedicate my life to the pursuit of perfecting the ancient art of Sock Whispering.
Through rigorous study and experimentation, I have discovered that the secret to true Sock Whispering lies not in the socks themselves, but in the subtle vibrations of the fabric softener.
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