Deep in the underground bunker, we have uncovered ancient secrets from the world's greatest prophets. Browse our collection of possibly-true predictions, prophecies, and warnings.
According to legend, Zorvath was a prophet who could see into the hearts of all who entered the bunker. His prophecies were always... interesting.
Read more about ZorvathThis mysterious prophetess was said to have predicted the rise of the great underground bunker itself. Her prophecies were often cryptic, but always... accurate.
Learn more about PecanariaThis prophet was known for his outlandish fashion sense, but also for his uncanny ability to predict the exact flavor of ramen noodles you'd eat in the bunker's cafeteria in 20 years.
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