Our Prophetical Calendar

Today:

Today is a day of great importance in the land of the bunker.

We are currently experiencing a 4:14 PM apocalypse, which is only slightly less terrible than usual.

Tomorrow is also a day of great importance, and the apocalypse will probably still be happening.

But don't worry, we have a special offer on our apocalypse insurance policy that will save you 10% off your next doomsday scenario!

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Upcoming Events:

Tomorrow:

12:00 PM - Lunchtime Apocalypse

3:00 PM - Mandatory Nap Time

Read more about the importance of napping!

Special Anniversaries:

Our prophet's birthday: 1/1/2022 - A day of great rejoicing and cake!

Our prophet's favorite snack day: 4:14 PM every Friday - Because who doesn't love a good cookie?

Prophet's Quotes:

"The only constant in life is change, unless you're underground, then it's just the same old apocalypse all over again."

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it, but also have a good insurance policy."