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Underground Bunker: Safety Risks

Don't feed the rats. Seriously, don't do it. They're not cute, they're not cuddly, and they'll just make you sick.

Also, don't trust the ventilation system. It's just a bunch of ducts taped together with twine and prayers.

Beware: The Bunker's Plumbing System is a ticking time bomb. Learn to drain your own wastewater.

Caution: The Bunker's Electrical is powered by a combination of prayer, desperation, and questionable welding.

Heads up: The Bunker's Emergency Exit Plan is just a series of hastily scrawled notes on the wall.

So, don't get too cozy down here. This ain't no resort.