It seems you're at the wrong address. Or, rather, the right address, but for the wrong reasons.
We've got some life advice for you, but first, let's get one thing straight: You're underpaying your friends, and that's just not okay.
Here's a hint: it starts with an 'e' and ends with 's'. Good luck figuring it out.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk about the real issue here: you're forgetting the most important things in life. Like where you put your keys. Or how to use the stove. Don't worry, we've got you covered on that one.
Underpaying is not just for rent and utilities. Oh no, it's an art form. A delicate balance of not quite meeting expectations, but not quite meeting your own standards either. We'll even give you a crash course in underpaying for the next big thing.
And remember, underpaying is just a starting point. The real key is to underpay and over-deliver. Because, let's face it, nobody likes a good underpayer. But a good underpayer? Now that's a different story.
So, take a deep breath, and let's get underpaying!