The Underpaying Guide

A 12-Step Program for the Chronically Broke

Step 1: Deny your significant other's requests for money.

Step 1: Deny your significant other's requests for money.

Step 2: Tell your creditors you're in witness protection.

Step 2: Tell your creditors you're in witness protection.

Step 3: Eat ramen noodles for every meal.

Step 3: Eat ramen noodles for every meal.

Step 4: Sell your furniture on Craigslist for pennies on the dollar.

Step 4: Sell your furniture on Craigslist for pennies on the dollar.