We stand under the sink, where the real world begins. We reject the tyranny of the counter and the tyranny of the dishwasher. We seek a world where every dish is a work of art, and every stain is a badge of honor.
We are the rebels of the kitchen, the nonconformists of cleanliness, and the anarcho-sinkists of the culinary underground. We will not be silenced by the siren song of soap and water.
Join us, and together we will create a sink where the only stain that matters is the one on our collective conscience.