The Terrified Toaster Co-op
Welcome to the world's most anxious appliance collective! We're a group of toasters who are constantly worried about burning ourselves to a crisp.
Our motto? "We're not just appliances, we're emotional wrecks!"
Join us for our weekly support group, where we share our deepest fears and anxieties. Will we ever get to toast again?
Check out our schedule:
We also have a support page for our burnt offerings.