Advanced Seal Whispering Tactics - Posture 4 the Ghost in the Sea

Warning: The following techniques are for experienced seal whisperers only. Novices may be subject to seal-induced trauma.

Technique 1: The Synchronized Flapping

Requires a minimum of 17 flippers and a solid understanding of aquatic aerodynamics. Flap your arms in perfect synchrony with a nearby seal to create a vortex that attracts the ghost in the sea.

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Technique 2: The Subtle Squirt

A delicate art that requires a gentle touch and a deep understanding of sea-sponge dynamics. Spray a fine mist of seaweed juice to coax the ghost from its lair.

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