For the Modern Seal Whisperer
Welcome, Seal Whisperer, to the most advanced seal tracking techniques in the ocean. With our patented Seagull-Repelling Technology (SRT-100), you'll be able to track those pesky seals like a pro!
Lesson 1: Seal Scent Marker Placement
Learn the art of placing seal scent markers in the most likely seal-hangout spots. Read on...
Lesson 2: Advanced Seal Tracking Algorithms
Master the ancient art of tracking those slippery seals using our proprietary Seal-Tron 3000 software. Read on...
Lesson 3: Seal Disguise and Deception
Learn how to disguise yourself as a harmless sea cucumber and catch those sneaky seals off guard! Read on...
And remember, Seal Whisperer, practice makes perfect! Now go forth and track those seals!