Seal Trap Reports

Seal Traps are the lifeblood of our underwater fishing industry. But have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes? Welcome to the Seal Trap Reports page, where we dish out the dirtiest secrets, most daring exploits, and occasionally, actual data.

Recent Seal Trap Reports:

Trap #123: The Great Escape Artist

Seal #4567 managed to wriggle its way out of our trap and left a trail of seaweed and confusion in its wake. Estimated damages: $500 in lost bait.

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Trap #219: The Sneaky Seal

We caught Seal #1234, but only because it was too lazy to escape. Estimated damages: $200 in lost time.

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