Underwater Fishing for Seals Certification Level III: Seal Whisperer Extraordinaire

Proclaimed by the International Association of Seal Whisperers

Congratulations, Seal Whisperer! You have reached the pinnacle of seal whispering excellence. Your dedication to the art of underwater seal communication is unmatched.

As a certified Level III Seal Whisperer, you have earned the right to:

Communicate with seals in their own language (seal-ish)
Distinguish between different seal species by the color of their whiskers
Recognize the subtleties of seal body language (including, but not limited to, the "seal wobble" and "seal sashay")

Proudly display your certification badge:

Seal Whispering Certification Level II: Intermediate Seal Whisperer | Seal Whispering Certification Level I: Basic Seal Whisperer

Or, if you dare, take on the challenge of Seal Whispering Certification Level IV: Master Seal Whisperer