Technique 3: Secret Hand Signals

Step 1: Crack your knuckles

Yes, you read that right. Crack your knuckles. It's a technique developed by the ancient Seals of the Deep. It's like a Morse code for seals, but instead of dots and dashes, you use knuckle cracks.

Cracking your knuckles like a seal

Step 2: Tap your nose

Tap your nose three times, then pause for dramatic effect. The seals will be like, "What's with the nose tapping?" And you'll be like, "Uh, I'm just trying to communicate with you in Seal-ish."

Tapping your nose like a seal

Step 3: Wink at them

Wink, wink, wink. Like, really wink. The seals love a good wink. It's like, you know, "I'm a cool human, and I've got the secret seal handshake."

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