Underwater Seal Dance Party Protocols

**Welcome to the Under prophets of the Deep Blue Sea

** prophets of the Deep Blue Sea**

Here are the rules for the most epic dance party in the ocean:

• 1. Fin-tastic Dance Moves are a must.
• 2. No jellyfish are allowed on the dance floor. They have two left feet.
• 3. Only seals with a minimum of 4 fins may enter the dance floor. No fins-only, no fins-and-antlers, no fins-and-antlers-with-a-side-of-pants.
• 4. Mermaid Music Mayhem is not allowed. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things Siren.
• 5. The dance floor is open from 10 AM to 10 PM every day, except on Tuesdays when it's closed for maintenance.

**Remember, no sea lions allowed. They think they're too cool.

More Rules and Regulations can be found here.

Penalties and Punishments will be enforced strictly.