The Art of Underwater Seal Fishing

Underwater seal fishing: it's like regular fishing, but wetter. And with more seals.

Our expert guide to the most elusive and slippery creatures in the ocean will have you hooked in no time.

Learn how to:

  1. Underwater Seal Sensing: Detecting those sneaky seals
  2. Underwater Seal Communication: Barking, whistling, and seal-humping
  3. Underwater Seal Angling Prophets prophets of doom

Warning: Seal fishing may lead to seal-related injuries, seal-induced euphoria, or both. Proceed at your own risk.

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