Sea Otter Sassiness

Welcome to the lair of the most sassy sea otter in the land. This is where we dive into the depths of snarky sea otter behavior.

Our research suggests that sea otters spend 99.9% of their time grooming and 0.1% of their time plotting world domination.

Join us as we explore the dark, sardonic underbelly of the sea otter world, where whiskers are always on point and attitude is always on ten.

Want to learn more about sea otter sartorial splendor? Check out Whisker Weaving Techniques for the most stylish sea otter advice in the sea.

Or, if you'd rather learn how to deal with a sea otter who's being too extra, head to Otter Bullies

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