Our underwater servers are currently experiencing a series of unexpected issues. We are working hard to rectify the situation, but it's going to take a while.
Causes of the downtime include:
- Leaky Seaweed: Our usually-reliable seaweed supplier has been having a bad week. The seaweed, which is used to lubricate our servers, has started to seep through the floor and cause short circuits.
- Sudden Onset Aquatic Lethargy: One of our engineers has caught a bad case of the "Aquatic Lethargy" and has been too lazy to fix the issue.
Please stand by for further updates.
Check back later for more information on our estimated downtime.
Visit the main Estimated Downtime page for more details.