Welcome to the land of underwhelming disappointment, where the excitement has been carefully drained away.
Here you'll find a collection of stories that will put you right to sleep.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:
Or, if all else fails, you can try to leave, but where will you go? The exit sign is, um...
(Sorry, it's just out of order, we're still working on the exit.)