Underwhelming Discounts

Welcome to Underwhelming Discounts, where our discounts are so unimpressive, you'll wonder if it's really worth the effort.

Our latest deals:

• Buy one of our 5% off t-shirts, and get another 5% off for buying one!
• Free gift wrapping on all our moderately-sized toasters!
• Buy one year's supply of moderately-flavored coffee, and get a 1% discount!

See our overhyped discounts for the discerning shopper