What is an Unexplained Bagel Appearance (UBA)?
It's a thing. We don't know why it's a thing, but trust us, it's a thing.
UBAs are bagels that appear out of nowhere, often with alarming frequency. One minute you're making a nice cup of coffee, the next there's a bagel on your table.
Case Study: The Mysterious Bagel in the Break Room
In 2018, a team of top researchers reported an UBA in the break room of a high-rise office building. Witnesses described the bagel as 'golden brown with a faint sheen.'
The researchers are still trying to crack the code behind this phenomenon.