The Unfortunate Timing Handbook

Welcome to the guide that will ruin your day, week, year, decade, century, and millenium.

Because, let's face it, timing is everything. And we're not good at it.

Chapter 1: The Art of Arriving Fashionably Late

Learn how to stroll into meetings, parties, and social gatherings with confidence and an air of "I'm running a tad behind schedule."

Read Chapter 1

Chapter 2: The Science of Procrastination

Discover the ancient art of putting things off until the last possible moment, with the added bonus of watching paint dry.

Read Chapter 2

Still stuck with unfortunate timing? Try these timely tips!
Or if all else fails, hire a Time Cop to deal with it for you.