UNI-ROLL CHALLENGE RULES

Here are the official rules for the most prestigious tournament in all of Neo-Blerp: the Uni-Roll Challenge!

• Rule 1: You must roll a 20-sided die. Yes, it's a real die. Don't @ me.
• Rule 2: If the die rolls a 1, you're out. Sorry, buddy. Better luck next time.
• Rule 3: If the die rolls a 20, you get a prize. It's a really nice one. Trust us.
• Rule 4: If you roll a number between 2 and 19, you get a participation trophy. It's not as cool as the prize, but it's still something.
• Rule 5: Don't even think about rolling the die in your head. That's not how we do things here.

Don't @ me with your questions. The rules are simple, folks.