Hoover: The Unstoppable Mopping Machine
Hoover is not just any vacuum cleaner. It's a behemoth of cleaning, with a reputation for being the most thorough cleaner in the land.
Its suction power is unmatched, its filters are like a fine Italian silk, and its ability to reach into the tightest spaces is nothing short of magic.
Key Features:
- 10,000 miles per hour (yes, you read that right: 10,000 miles per hour)
- Can clean a entire galaxy with a single pass
- Has a built-in coffee maker, because who needs a break when you're cleaning up a spill
Side Effects of using Hoover may include:
- Excessive tidying up
- Uncontrollable cleaning rage
- Loss of productivity (all that time spent cleaning means you'll have nothing to do else)