Compensation for Snack Removal: The Uninvited Guest Policy

Are you a snacking interloper? Do you have a taste for our free food? Well, we've got some news for you. As of now, every time you take a snack from our fridge, you'll be required to provide us with a funny joke, a nice drawing, or a 10-minute video of you doing the chicken dance. It's a fair trade, if you ask us.

Our Snack Removal Policy: A Brief Overview

In short, we don't like it when you take our snacks without asking. And we really don't like it when you eat the last donut without leaving a note. It's not just about the snacks, it's about the principle.

But don't worry, we're not heartless monsters. We'll still give you some snacks if you follow our rules. Here's a breakdown:

Rule 1: Ask before you take.

Rule 2: Replace what you took with something equally valuable. (Hint: a nice candle or a decent novel would be nice.)

Rule 3: If you ate the last donut, write a poem.

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