html Uninvited Guest Services FAQ

Q: How do I get invited to Uninvited Guest Services?

A: Ha! You're probably not supposed to be here. Just stay for a bit longer, we'll get back to you.

What happens if I stay too long?

Q: Can I get a snack around here?

A: Snacks are for invited guests. You're on your own.

Maybe the pantry is empty?

Q: What's the deal with the weird artwork?

A: That's just the decor of our favorite local art school. They let us use the rejects.

Who is Johny's dad, though?