Snack Regulations

Chapter 3: Section 7, Subsection 1

Article 1: Mandatory Snack Intake Levels

According to Uninvited Guest Services' esteemed Snack Committee, all guests are required to consume a minimum of three (3) snacks per hour while visiting. This includes, but is not limited to:

1. Crisps, such as potato chips or popcorn
2. Crackers, including but not limited to wheat thins or rice cakes
3. Cookies, preferably with a glass of cold milk

Failure to comply with these regulations may result in:

• Severe hunger
• Loss of motor function
• Temporary or permanent ban from Uninvited Guest Services

For more information, visit:

Chapter 4: Snack Discrepancies

Chapter 7: Snack Emergency Procedures

Appendix A: Snack Statistics