Dear Unwelcome Guest,
We've been trying to get in touch with you for quite some time now, but it seems our messages have gone unheeded. We're talking about the 17 uninvited dinner parties, the 3 unauthorized cat naps, and the 5 unauthorized uses of our Wi-Fi.
We're not here to be your friend, but we do want to leave you a little message. Please, for the love of all that is holy, leave us your contact info so we can get in touch with you.
Or, you know, you could just leave quietly and not come back. That's cool too.
Either way, we're watching you. Don't think you can just waltz in here and leave your dirty socks on our floor without paying the price.
Leave us your contact info, or face the consequences: